My Wife is the Villainess - Chapter 6

Translator: SadPotato

Editor: Elli

“Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot that you are a female artist. Will you get fat if you eat these?”  

Lu Shasha’s face was red, even her eyes were foggy with anger, obviously furious. She scared Su Chen with this look.

No … She won’t be so angry that she would cry right?

Trembling, he held out his hand in an attempt to take away the bowl of sinful instant noodles and eat it by himself.

He had been busy all day, it wasn’t a problem to eat two bowls.

“Confidant ah … in this life, having you, such a confidant, is enough!!!”

But to his surprise, Lu Shasha took the bowl of noodles before him and slapped him in the hand, which almost caused him internal injuries.

She ate like a pig with her head buried. She didn’t look like a star at all.

While eating and slurring her words, she asked Su Chen.

“How did you know I liked it the most …”

“It’s all I can do.”

Lu Shasha’s reaction made him quite a bit embarrassed, it was just a bowl of instant noodles.

This was what his father taught him. In fact, his father taught him a lot of dishes, but when he finally learned, he only learned to add seven more things to a flavor, only this instant noodle.

Other than that, he just knew how to do it. But no matter how he tried, at the final product, the taste was only three points.

In addition, he later became so busy that he ended up only cooking noodles.

“Awesome!”

Lu Shasha’s eyes were shining. Unexpectedly, she dug out a big treasure when she dug it casually. He was able to make her favorite food so delicious. It was amazing!

Seeing Lu Shasha’s appearance, Su Chen breathed a sigh of relief. Just now in the kitchen, he had used up the greatest effort of his life to play a country boy, and seeing that she had eaten all the noodles he cooked, it was obvious that she didn’t suspect his identity.

The first hurdle of coming to this world has finally passed.

Did a female star eat that much? She ate three bowls, ah! He used a big bowl the size of a soup pot. There were two packs of noodles in one bowl, that was six packs!

He was an adult man, and he was full when he ate the second bowl. He has to face Lu Shasha’s expression of ‘I can’t cook noodles’. What a world!

And look at Lu Shasha’s perfectly maintained body, could it be that plastic surgery, liposuction or intentional vomiting were also popular in this world?

Ah, it was evil…

Then he saw Lu Shasha finished her meal, lay on the sofa and watched TV for half an hour. Then, she turned on the treadmill in the living room. The speed was set to the slowest, but the time was set for six hours.

Then, she said:

“Six packs of noodles. Six hours. That should be about right, yes?”

Suddenly, a sense of shame rose in Su Chen’s heart, because he maliciously speculated on Lu Shasha.

He wondered to himself. He couldn’t exercise with the same number of calories as he ate.

So, he’d better go to sleep.

“Hey, there is equipment in the gym next to you. Remember to exercise if you have nothing to do. Although I don’t ask for much, you work as my bodyguard. Your body can’t be too bad, right? “

Lu Shasha’s expression of looking up and down shows the fact that she resented Su Chen’s thin figure.

Su Chen couldn’t help but cover his bathrobe tither. Well, he knew he was weak, especially in front of Lu Shasha, a female assassin who killed a lot of men in black with her bare hands.

But he was a man who won with wisdom, and he didn’t want to become an ugly muscular man.

He thought disdainfully as he tried how to set up the machine in front of him to be able to move.

The peaceful days passed quickly. In the blink of an eye, Su Chen had been working for half a month.

This half month, Lu Shasha didn’t give him a vacation, but his job was simple enough. Every day, he went downstairs to get milk, newspapers, buy food, cook, send clothes to dry cleaning, pick up clothes, and exercise.  

Lu Shasha didn’t even leave the house, so naturally didn’t need him as a bodyguard, but he did a good job as a nanny.

It was just that the task progress bar didn’t go up at all, which made him anxious.

It was cool to accompany this big noble lady in her ‘corrupt’ life, every day. It was the first time he was ever raised by a rich woman. He didn’t even have to pay for his meals. 

But living like this more and more, he was afraid that he couldn’t let go later on!

“Boss …”

Su Chen squirmed. He wanted to ask Lu Shasha for leave to go out and find out how Bai Qianqian and Shang Jinyan were doing.  

“Go change your clothes and come with me to the office later. “

Lu Shasha arranged something for him first, but she didn’t look back. She was busy painting herself with ugly makeup. Of course, ugly makeup was relative to Lu Shasha’s plain face. In fact, as long as the foundation was good, any makeup can hold up.

Upon hearing this, Su Chen immediately turned his head back to his room, the career path was finally coming.

According to the setting, Lu Shasha’s career path was her only intersection with Shang Jinyan, but he wondered why they suddenly got into a fight later on. Shang Jinyan also sent someone to kill Lu Shasha.

Of course, it was the secretive kind. He wondered how Lu Shasha would offend Shang Jinyan.

It stood to reason that Lu Shasha just needed to approach Shang Jinyan and be Shang Jinyan’s subordinate.

For Shang Jinyan, there were only two categories of women. An Xinyan and other women in the early stage, and Bai Qianqian and other women in the later stage. It was impossible for him to put others into his eyes.

In the plot setting, Lu Shasha only did her own work, and at most, occasionally reported things about Shang Jinyan to the organization.

How could this upset Shang Jinyan? This was a ‘President and Cinderella’ plot, not a ‘Tyrant and Soft Bun’ plot.

(‘President and Cinderella’ script = affectionate CEO and pitiful poor girl; cliché novel plot. Tyrant and Soft Bun = Overbearing male and bullied pure female victim; cliché plot.)

Not to mention today’s Lu Shasha was no different from a salted fish. Apart from staying at home and having no job, where would she provoke Shang Jinyan?

But now in Su Chen’s screen, the alert level on Lu Shasha was 70%.

That is to say, Lu Shasha was very likely to get killed.

In the setting, Lu Shasha was killed in ‘an accident’. That is to say, the possibility of Lu Shasha meeting danger was very low at that time.

Now that she wasn’t working on her career and just concentrating on staying at home, she was actually more vigilant?

He had to find out why.

He couldn’t figure it out at home.

Uncle Jin came to meet her in person, but Lu Shasha was not only unhappy when she saw Uncle Jin, but also frowned. His whole body tightened, obviously a little nervous.

Su Chen gave her a strange look, didn’t say anything, and just instinctively escorted Lu Shasha to the car.

“Uncle Jin, what’s the matter this time?”

Sitting in the car, Lu Shasha took out a small mirror to redo her makeup, as if she had just asked casually.

“Sasha, don’t say that Uncle Jin doesn’t think about you when I have good things. This time, the company invested in a variety show. From the production team to the director, from the masses to the guests, could all be heavyweight. Uncle desperately got it for you …”

Uncle Jin grinned, then recited the prepared rhetoric. Unfortunately, the cold sweat on his forehead and staring at Lu Shasha in the rearview mirror from time to time, exposed his nervousness at the moment.

“That’s really hard. For Uncle Jin to snatch the opportunity that no one else wanted and give it to me. “

Lu Shasha took a glance at the corner of her eyes. The irony in her tone wasn’t really disguised. 

“Sasha, you can’t say that. We haven’t been out for 2 years. At least, this was also taking advantage of the drama you broadcasted last year, the popularity hasn’t passed… You are still young. You can’t just sit at home and wait for death, right?”  

Uncle Jin really meant it.

Lu Shasha was with him when he was down and out, and if it wasn’t for Lu Shasha, his life would have been over.

He really didn’t want to see Lu Shasha’s good prospect wasted.

Therefore, when it was said that Lu Shasha was going to pick up this variety show, he took charge of it himself.

He has thought it over. If Lu Shasha refused, he would use his killer move:

“Shasha, I have old bones, you have such hope. If I … If … I can’t live …”

“I’ll take it. “

Both voices sounded at the same time. Uncle Jin’s voice was loud, he enlarged his mouth to howl out, thus drowning out Lu Shasha’s voice.

However, he had been paying attention to Lu Shasha. When he saw that Lu Shasha’s mouth was closed, he knew that she had spoken. After careful reflection, he immediately understood what Lu Shasha said.

“Ah? Okay! Good! “

Uncle Jin was full of tears, and this time he was really crying.

Su Chen was really impressed. Why didn’t he go and be an actor? The agent career really buried his prospects ah…

When they arrived at the company, Su Chen found that whether it was the security guard at the gate, the little sister at the front desk, or the maintenance upstairs. Everyone’s eyes seemed to reject him.

What did he do?

Moreover, why did he feel some familiarity with this group of people?

Was it an illusion?

After Lu Shasha went upstairs, the conference room had long been filled with a dark mass of people impatiently waiting.

She didn’t respond, but Su Chen gulped before he closed the door. This oppressive feeling was like those men in black that night… 

Wait? Men in black?

Lu Shasha quickly signed the contract and said something to Su Chen before leaving.

Su Chen quickly followed. He stood there and had received countless dagger-like stares. If it weren’t for his strong willpower, he might have ran away long ago.

But, one person chased out of the conference room.

“Lu Shasha, don’t forget what you originally came here to do. “

Lu Shasha didn’t even hesitate to take large strides into the elevator.

“Those bastards are still lingering!”

Only when the elevator doors closed did she curse.

Su Chen’s face was full of question marks, and there were many stories on this person. But Lu Shasha’s expression looked empty on the surface, and he turned to look worried.

In fact, Lu Shasha was even more incomprehensible to Su Chen than Bai Qianqian, who revealed her family’ s background in the middle of talking to herself.

He felt that this woman was hiding too deep.

It wasn’t easy to dig out her secret, that’s why he chose someone else to do it.

However, Su Chen’s plan was interrupted by her contract to go to a remote mountain for a live shoot for three months.

As Lu Shasha’s bodyguard, it was only natural for him to follow.